… but it might be a bit too high-brow for them.
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Macduff: Oh shit, things just got awkward.
Macbeth: Sorry, I’m going to have to kill you.
Macbeth: Nothing personal.
Macduff: Actually, doesn’t that story go the other way?
Macbeth: No.
Macbeth: Well, yes, I suppose ultimately it does…
Macduff: I mean, we could let it play out. See what happens.
Macbeth: There ya go.
Macduff: How’s the wife?
Macbeth: Obsessive and a bit out of touch.
Macbeth: But otherwise fine.
Macduff: Eh, well. Women.
Macduff: No matter what you do it ain’t good enough, am I right?
Macbeth: Yep.
Sidenote: I was just surprised I could draw the name up that quickly.
Edit: I decided to submit it.

I’d submit it anyway. I’ve seen some pretty clever jokes on bash, none of which has to do with either penises or being gay.