I Should Submit this to Bash.

… but it might be a bit too high-brow for them.

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Macduff: Oh shit, things just got awkward.

Macbeth: Sorry, I’m going to have to kill you.

Macbeth: Nothing personal.

Macduff: Actually, doesn’t that story go the other way?

Macbeth: No.

Macbeth: Well, yes, I suppose ultimately it does…

Macduff: I mean, we could let it play out. See what happens.

Macbeth: There ya go.

Macduff: How’s the wife?

Macbeth: Obsessive and a bit out of touch.

Macbeth: But otherwise fine.

Macduff: Eh, well. Women.

Macduff: No matter what you do it ain’t good enough, am I right?

Macbeth: Yep.

Sidenote: I was just surprised I could draw the name up that quickly.

Edit: I decided to submit it.